Archive for November, 2009

But the Cat Came Back

November 2, 2009

The very next day, the cat came back, he thought he was a goner, but the cat came back, he just wouldn’t stay away.

I’m pretty sure that Ed and Nancy the Whore broke up for four days.  He called me frantically at my mom’s house and my office Thursday and Friday and left me voice mails at work on Saturday.  This morning though, after a 5 day absence, his car was in front of her house.  I remember how many times we almost broke up.  I never kicked Ed out.  Once, in 2000 he went to Colorado and came home after a week.  I wonder what the tie is that keeps them returning to each other?

Last night I watched the introductory episode of Sex Addiction Rehab with Dr. Drew on VH1.  I wondered if Ed is a sex addict or if he just FEEDS off of sex addicts.  After seeing the pornography collection that I threw out when he was evicted I’m sure it’s a little bit of both.   The thought of Ed and Nancy having sex is repulsive and comical all at the same time.  She really is a super hag.  If I could figure out a way to get a picture of her I would do it in a heart beat!